relahvant:

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what a time to be alive

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haramasfuq:

tillerboomin:

SHE WENT AWF

fuck him up sis 

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friez-before-guys:

When you close your movie tab instead of closing the advertisement

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wrong-pipe:

dragonastra:

mori-sempai:

When freshmen come into the library real loud #Naruto

I am fascinated by these series of vines because there’s like. Continuity. There’s a guy with a backpack on his head, watching. There’s a guy who has mastered the backflip and does it in the background. The people in the crowd watching is always different from shot to shot. Who are they. Who are these ninja viners.

Other fun things: the shushing person has a storm trooper mask in the last shot. There’s a baby doll that starts off on the table in the middle of the crowd, and ends up in the hand of the front ninja. Also in the last shot one crowd person ends up with a trash can on their head? It’s like a puzzle.

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18thcentury-turnt:

morelikecreamhuff:

nethilia:

nopeabsolutelynot:

fangirlingoverdemigods:

tyleroakley:

peacelovelesbian:

libby-on-the-label:

busterposeys:

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

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Actually, Americans still have the original British accent. We kept it over time and Britain didn’t. What we currently coin as a British accent developed in England during the 19th century among the upper class as a symbol of status. Historians often claim that Shakespeare sounds better in an American accent.

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whAT THE FUCK

I’m too tired for this

Always add in the video that according to linguists, Native southern drawl is a slowed down British.

T’ be or not t’be, y’all.

Fun fact: Same thing happened with the French accent. French Canadians still have the original French accent from the 15th century.

Êt’e ou n’pô zêt’e, vous z’auts.

I’ve been trying to find this post for months. I’m freakishly obsessed with this and want the truth of what early colonists sounded like.

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moonblossom:

willcub:

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

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tastefullyoffensive:

This may be the cutest thing on the entire Internet.


scandinavianindian:

fifty-shadesofgay:

giwatafiya:

dominawritesthings:

thewellofastarael:

mexica-boricua:

skywritingg:

myvaginaisanuclearreactor:

howmanymoredays:

kropotkitten:

Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.

Thank you.

I will always re-blog this

I think it was high school when i overheard some white girl put on her best semi-disgusted and confused voice and go “why do so many Mexicans dress up like cowboys?” and I had to be the person to tell her.

Why do you think the whites say buckero? Cause they couldn’t say vaquero.

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I dunno if I reblogged this before but fuck it, y'all gon learn today.

Teach the children.

also, cowboy culture was hella gay. like, write-poems-about-your-cowboy-partner gay.

IF people acknowledge it, they play the necessity card– there weren’t any women out on the range, so they had to “resort to men.” this claim completely erases 1) the romantic (not just sexual) writings of actual cowboys, 2) the acknowledgement of cowboys’ potential homosexual activity by writers at the time, and 3) the possibility that some men would deliberately become cowboys with the intent to seek out homosexual encounters.

no one wants to admit it, but cowboy culture was just. so inherently gay.

Im here for the gay POC cowboys

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hiyokoizumi:

if you hav e a crush on me, please follow these steps:

  1. tell me
  2.  
  3.  
  4. PLEA S e
  5.  

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vantassassins:
“ candyfluffy:
“ I just burst out laughing fucking hell
”
lettme explain to you a thing son
”

vantassassins:

candyfluffy:

I just burst out laughing fucking hell


lettme explain to you a thing son

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PETA Is A Joke

adeathgriponthislife:

stok3ddd:

washingtonstateconservative:

pro-bees-anti-feminism:

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I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:

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And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:

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This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.

So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.

After Shrek was sheared:

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HES SMILING

I legitimately teared up at this

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jennytrout:
“ punkfather:
“ Everyone please take a moment of silence to honour a true Canadian icon
”
Dick Assman! He was a running joke on Letterman for like, a whole freaking year!
”

jennytrout:

punkfather:

Everyone please take a moment of silence to honour a true Canadian icon

Dick Assman! He was a running joke on Letterman for like, a whole freaking year!

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antiandrogen:

im literaly voting for hillary now

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blonde-vulcan:

lowoncliches:

zellah7:

bye i love this

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power?
Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing]
Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm.
Woman 1: *joins in*
Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

This is sO GOOD

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adamsmasher:

radiant-amethyst:

lizawithazed:

i-am-the-lordofthebears:

i-am-the-lordofthebears:

what was the name of the fish my geology teacher called “bad dude” because i put bad dude in my notes and have no idea what the real name is

update: 

this is the bad dude

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it’s called dunkleosteus and it’s basically a tank with teeth

that is one bad dude

slam dunkleosteus

why was your geology teacher teachin’ bout tankfish?

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